"How Do You Make a Baby?"

This was our dinnertime conversation at Pitfire Pizza the other night…

Benjamin: You remember when Calliope came out of you?

Me: Huh?

Benjamin: How did she get out?

Me: A doctor helped her get out.

Calliope: But how did I get inside you?

Me: ...

Calliope: How do you make a baby?

Me: You mean out of clay? Why don't you guys show me!

Calliope and Benjamin: Yeah! Ok!!


I don't know how much longer I can stall these guys out!!