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At first it looked like I'd been successful in my bid against its unnatural buoyancy. After drying completely, it managed to creep back to half-mast. Still, it was significantly limper than before. Haha, hair, take that! By the end of the day, however, it was back to its normal state of insubordination:
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By the way, if you didn't understand that pop culture reference, then you are too young to be reading my blog!