Ouch.

I really enjoy being a mother. I love spending each day with my kids, I love hearing them call me "Mama," and I love seeing their little faces light up when I turn on the televi-- never mind. I even enjoy some of the things that many moms typically don't. Take breastfeeding, for example. I was happy that I nursed Benjamin as long as I did, and I am enjoying nursing Calliope. Lately, however, we've been having some, uh... trouble in that department. Let me explain by way of the following mash-up:
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If you take the character Boo from Monsters, Inc...
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And combine her with this lovable sea creature...
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You'll get this...
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Calliope, you'd be wise to heed the old adage, "Don't bite the boob that feeds you."